Human Tetris
In case you haven’t seen this ridiculousness already, I just wanted to share the sheer idiocy of the Human Tetris craze that is currently sweeping Japan like reefer madness. (While you’re watching this video, just keep reminding yourself that the Japanese score fifty times better than us on educational tests, their economy is flourishing while ours is floundering, all of their cars are cooler than ours, and we play all of their super cool video games… Also, Jesus likes them more than us, and they shit world peace).
Just to give you a brief rundown of what you’re about to watch, apparently Human Tetris is a game that’s hosted by a businessman and a milkmaid who have convinced a group of idiots to swathe themselves entirely in aluminum foil. Then, a wall opens up, and giant sheets of Styrofoam move on a conveyor belt toward the aluminum-garbed retards. Now here’s the fun part, on the Styrofoam sheets are cutouts of various, ridiculous shapes that the aluminum people must try to morph their bodies into. If they can’t get their body to make the right shape, they’re pushed into what I can only assume is a pool of urine.
Take a gander:
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I don’t know about you, but I could watch this shit all day. My personal favorite is the giant Asian who actually breaks the wall, and the host, being the forgiving soul that he his, lets the stupid fuck go again. Why? Because what’s more fun: watching someone get disqualified (yawn), or watching someone get shoved into a vat of piss? I don’t know about you, but I think “vat of piss” is a good answer to any question… especially that one.