Totes Quotes!
The following is a B-Sides collection of historical quotes, compiled by the Brother of Heart.
“I wish I were born Asian.” – Malcolm X
“I’m not so good with computers.” – Rosa Parks
“The United States Government perpetrated the events of 9/11.” – The Prophet Muhammad
“I’m Gay.” –JFK
“Like, suck too many dicks to get this job done, kind of gay. I’m resigning.” – JFK
“Stop calling them little people, they prefer the term midget.” – Jesus Christ
“No, they aren’t babies that were sodomized in the womb by a belly devil. They’re just retarded.” – Jesus Christ
“Yeah, I’m totally fucking psyched for Dark Knight.” – John McCain
“Saints get to drive sweet cars in heaven. As fast as they want!” – Mother Theresa
“Guy Thighs are hilarious.” - Albert Einstein
“God Damn, I’m so fucking white” – John Lennon